Sunday, August 9, 2009 (when I had originally written this)
The Best Stuff Everhomemade apple and fig sauce. mmm..... jealous?
just the right amount of all natural sour and sweetness.
for all you who are craving it right now, here's the secret recipe:
estimated time: 5 years.
first, plant a sour apple tree in the backyard.
then, plant a sweet fig tree in the front yard.
wait until the trees grow big and have bear so much fruit that you don't know what to do with them, but you don't want to feed the birds and oppossums, and your chickens aren't trained to eat them.
wash the fruit.
cut and mush them into bite-size pieces.
put them in the pot and begin to boil.
add 2 spoons of all natural honey.
accidentally forget about them for unknown time.
when you remember, they should be mushy and done.
there you go! au natural sweet fig and sour apple sauce. add some cinnamon if you want to keep your chinese mom away....
tip: tastes best when you eat it out of the pot. and when you eat half a pot at a time.